Apparently the little dancing goblin advertisement worked, because I signed up for a free World or Warcraft trial. I'm now a level 10 Human Paladin. Fear me.
Also, I realized that my last comic referred to "International Talk Like A Pirate Day". I probably should have included a link, since most people have better things to do with their time than observe fake holidays. (Of course, you're using free time to read this comic...so it can't be that valuable.)