Aug. 15, 2011
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My deoderant is apparently supposed to smell like a "mountain spring". I didn't expect to actually smell like that, because that's not even a real smell. Unless the mountain spring is filled with fermenting beaver urine (which is usually the case, truth be told). I also understand the FDA requirements for all men's deoderant to have a name that relates to something A) at least 8,000 feet above sea level, and B) below 50 degrees Fahrenheit. (such as Alpine Breeze, Glacial Rush, or Caribou Snot)
But this deoderant just smells like apricots. I don't see how you go from "apricots" to "mountain spring".
I seriously think this is a label mix-up. But what are you going to do? Call up their customer service and complain that it doesn't smell like a mountain spring?