If you haven't watched classic "Star Trek", then shame on you...
On Wednesday, I got a fortune cookie that said "good news will be brought to you by mail." On Thursday, I got an acceptance letter into graduate school. I had not been previously notified by email or online account update, as I was expecting. Uncanny, huh? (This was a single, legitimate cookie, too. It's not like I was eating dozens of them at once.) I guess this brings the fortune cookie score to 1 correct, 947 wrong (and another 500 that aren't actually fortunes).