I'm sorry I missed Wednesday's update. I was whelmed with extra work at my job. I shall make amends with extra bonus comics on Saturday and Sunday.
I recently started learning to juggle. Then I realized that the spot I was juggling in was surrounded by a china cabinet of wedding crystal, a fishtank, a antique clock, a collection of my wife's 19th century books, my guitar, and my computer. I should probably find a less breakable place to juggle.