Again, I'm not making this up. My father brought this news story to my attention.
I thought up Badger's last line (parody of Pogo) last night, then fell asleep and forgot it. I woke up only remembering that I had thought of one - but couldn't remember. It was a punchline as elusive as it was allusive. In the hours of trying to remember it, I created about six others.
"What would Woodsy Owl do?"
"What if Orcas start eating the endangered seals?"
"It's just like U.S. foreign policy" (wow, that's dark. Really, really dark.)