Feudal Effort This
strip probably draws too much on unreferenced material. But, I've
always wanted to walk into Wal-Mart (with their motto "Satisfaction
Guaranteed") and slap the manager with a glove saying "I Demand
Satisfaction" (one historical tradition for challenging someone to a
duel). I'm not sure if the manager woul'd recognize it as dueling
protocol, but I'd probably get in trouble either way.